You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS
Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered
“This means war”
and silently walked out of the room
Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep
UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS
WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS
“I am the oncoming storm”
Yesterday was my friend’s birthday and her boyfriend of 5 years decided to propose to her in front of her favorite ice cream place in the town she grew up in. Her boyfriend didn’t have money for a ring, so he used a red ring pop that he won at an arcade. My friend said that money didn’t matter, then she licked the ring pop and said yes. Aren’t they just adorable?
Are these people stupid? They are way too young to be ruining the sanctity of marriage. they’ll end up with aborted children and a divorce withing the next five years. If you can’t afford to live on your own you cant afford to be married. They look way too immature and probably dont even really love eachother anyways.
Congratulations on ruining your liveS
wow holy fuck way to be a total asshole. Who the fuck are you to say if they truly love eachother or not? It sure as hell sounds like love to me if they dated for five whole god damn years. And if she said yes to a fucking ring pop wedding ring. How the fuck would you like it if you had just announced your marriage proposal online and some dick face said you would probably have aborted children and get a divorce? And how the fuck do you know if they can’t live on their own, what if they already are living on their own and they just can’t afford a $4000+ ring. You don’t know their life story, and neither do I, but I do sure as hell know that saying this shit is not okay under any circumstance.
Congratulations on bullying an innocent, happy couple.
if you havent noticed im the girl in the blue sweatshirt
oh my god. im the guy in the black sweatshirt.
val is my best fucking friend and this was a joke BUT EVEN IF IT WASNT, HOW DARE YOU?? honestly, how fucking dare you.
AND ANOTHER THING. WE HAVE OUR OWN FUCKING APARTMENT THAT WE BOTH PAY FOR. WE ARE BOTH FULL FLEDGED ADULTS.
wait a minute. I JUST NOTICED VAL POSTED THE MEAN COMMENT.
jfc christ val how am i gonna live with u
Oh my god this is the cutest thing that I’ve seen on my dash all day.
Bro, your fiance just trolled you pretty hard.
you better take some trolling classes.
also you said ‘jesus fucking christ christ’.
[far off screams about moon moon]
This post has had more plot twists than any movie I’ve ever seen.
When you put the book down because you can sense a character death coming up but you don’t want it to happen yet and you’re in a state of semi-kinda-sort-of denial NO ONE IS DYING TONIGHT
ok i literally thought i was the only person who did that oh my god
Choose your own thoughts. Don’t let anyone else choose them for you.